June 2012
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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I had a dream that I saw a mini MCR concert for free in some random place and then I went to Gerard’s house and was just openly welcome there like we were best friends; however, I was still freaking out.
“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...”
– Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)
#just standing around and touching him
(via skarletfyre)
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
